Joe Biden: A Day In The Life

This is a comedic look into the daily interactions with Joe Biden.

At a job interview:
Since Joe Biden is running for 2nd in command of this nation, it is rather fitting that he undergo a “job interview.” So here are some snippets of how the interview went down.

“What would you bring to this nation to add value to it?”
“Are you kidding? Is this a joke?”
“No. I want to know what you would add to this nation.”
“Who is writing your questions?”
“I wrote these questions. If we were to elect you, we want some answers first.”
“Are you kidding?”

At a lunch date:
After the exhuasting interview process, Biden was hungry and decided to get a bite to eat at a local steak house. Here is some of what was said between the waiter and Joe.

“Can I get you two something to drink?”
“Is this a joke?”
Finally after the drinks arrive, the waiter took the order and asked “How would you like your steak cooked?”
“Are you kidding? Who’s writing these questions?”

At the doctor’s office:
After enjoying lunch, at the taxpayers expense, biden had an appointment with his doctor about an “issue” he had experienced. (This is for comedic purposes and we are not implying that this is true.) So, what did they discuss?

“Are you experiencing symptoms of Erectile Dysfunction?”
“Is this a joke?”
“No Mr. Biden. This is a serious matter! Have you ever experienced any symptoms relating to ED?”
“Who is writing these questions?”

At the bank:
His final agenda item was to go to the bank. How did that go down?

“Hello, can I get some help over here?”
“Is this a joke?”
“No!”
“And who are you?”
“I’m Joe Biden, and I need to make a deposit.”
“Are you kidding?”
“No?”
“Are you wanting this to be redistributed evenly?”
“What!?!”
“Hey guys! Quick! This guy wants to give us HIS money!”
“NO, NO, NO! That’s MY money, and YOU can’t have it! I lobbied hard for it.”

Now, while this story is pure satire, it illustrates how Joe Biden’s words can be used in everyday situations. Just like Barack Obama’s idea for wealth redistribution!

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